“Business-with-Benefits”
…Without the Awkward Walk the Next Morning.
Need a Website? Damn Right, You Need One!
Truth is, we do a lot! – we also know a lot. And honestly, we know you’re amazing at what you do, too. Surgeon? Great… cut me open. Dentist? Awesome drill the heck out of my teeth… but building your own brand? Building your own website?
Being a specialist in marketing your own company? Leave that to us!
Here is a snippet of the services we provide AND more importantly how they can make you more money. With even the hardest puzzle, we can find a solution.
Your website is a valuable asset that serves as a digital "home" for your business, where all your exceptional products and services converge. As a platform, it is an ideal medium to showcase your brand and create a lasting impression on your customers. Its significance transcends words, but if we had to guess how many you would need, it would be over 9,000!
Besides eavesdropping on your phone convos (just kidding!), Google's got some tricks up their sleeve. And if you want to get your company in the big leagues, kick things off the right way by setting up your site with Google My Business. Trust us, it's like giving your business a VIP pass to the online party!
Tweets, Clicks, Toks, and Tiks! This isn’t some Dr. Seuss nonsense. It’s the sound of our team blowing up your business on social media. The Cat in The Hat has NOTHING on us! Not on a box, not on a fox, not on a plane, not on a train…
You're probably thinking, "Yea, but I have all that and I STILL am not growing". Well, it's not about the size, it's about the motion of the ocean, if you get my drift. Are you utilizing programs, plug-ins, and extensions correctly?
Let us help you out, mate.
We know the importance of a good brand, but this is more than just a logo, it's typeface, colors, and style guides. It's making it so that anyone seeing you, in any environment, knows it’s the best damn version of you!
While we may not have all the answers, we DO have a network of highly experienced professionals who can help complete your project successfully.
To quote Vanilla Ice, “If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it; Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it…”
Let’s be frank, this is why you’re here, right? Every client is different but we take the same honest approach with all of our clients. We focus on 3 key areas to get you something special…
Hey, we all make mistakes every once in a while. The first step is admitting there's an issue. Let's not beat around the bush, you're here because you need some serious help. Lucky for you, we're basically tech-gurus when it comes to solving problems. By the time we finish our first meeting, we'll have pinpointed exactly where your business is stumbling.
Alright, looks like you've got pockets deep enough to splurge on a fresh site or fancy branding – hats off to you, baller! Now, we'll dive deep into your genius moves, what tickles your customers' fancies, and then cook up some website magic that's like the epicenter of cool. Brace yourself for a total revamp... website, branding, maybe even a campaign that screams, "Well, hot dang, I want that!"
You know what they say, sometimes it's the obvious stuff you're skipping that's holding you back. Got a killer product or company but your visual game's stuck in grade school? Got loyal customers but not cashing in on their awesomeness? Are you a pro, but your image screams newbie? Let's talk, because there's some goldmine opportunities right under your nose.
An honest introduction written by his wingman, his goose, his Creative Director… Alex!
“One of the reasons I started working with Joey is he was about the only person I met giving me honest opinions about my work, my life, about bloody everything! I can’t stop the guy from being honest however much I try!
But seeing his passion and determination to deliver results above all else was what made things click! He’s got a beautiful family, 2 awesome kids and that family value just radiates with our clients – neither of us are not personal, Joey will chat 10 minutes about your life before we’ve talked a single note about business, and it’s not because he has to, he actually enjoys it!
This is the king of finding the right guy for the job, the right solution for the wrong problem, and putting all of this together.
“There’s No Brutally Honest Company Without Joey!”
A brutal introduction about Alex from the master and commander, the Jefe, the Boss… Joey!
“My British brother-from-another-mother! What can I say about this guy? Not many people can match me for talking but he gives it a bloody good effort, and in that English accent too!
We met due to Alex telling me “Dude, you clearly know what you’re talking about but your creative offering is… a bit shit…” There is that honesty again! Having set up his own studio 10 years ago and spent many years as a Creative Director, this guy really knows his stuff when it comes to getting creative.
And having worked for many marketing companies he knows the right solution, at the right time. He knows a golden toilet is literally sh*t if it doesn’t function properly!”
“Don’t Be Fooled by That English Accent!”
Kind of…
We’re not going to introduce to you to everyone; we have our core team from our awesome Account Managers, to our Developers and front-end Designers, Copywriters and our bookkeeper, Dave (we have to mention him or we don’t get paid)
But the truth is, we have a huge network of people that we utilize for different jobs – as we’ve said before, we would be lying to you (and anyone would be) if they said “I can do it all.”
We find the best people for the job at hand and we’re upfront about that with you. We’ve worked on basic web design to multi-functional, backend systems that take months to piece together with many developers and project managers.
You can trust Joey and Alex to always come prepared and deliver an incredible performance that will leave you amazed. They are dependable chaps that will never disappoint!
P.S. Don’t feed them after midnight or else they might turn into gremlins…
AWESOME! you’ve made it this far.. So you’ve checked out our marketing, salesy shin-dig… what now?
You've heard the phrase "for the price of a cup of coffee..." Well, if you get the coffee we'll give you the secret sauce! We'll get an idea of what you need and might find helpful and we'll put together a plan of action!
Ok, so at the end of the day, if you're a florist, a lawyer, or a dentist, it doesn't matter! We're not going to tell you how to do your job! But we're going to do ours and tell you honestly what you're doing wrong and what you can do to fix it. We have both half hour and hourly chat sessions available (for the low price of a few more cups of coffee).
First thing's first! We will send you a proposal of what we will provide and need from you, then do a little dance around numbers but ya know, honesty is our policy. We know what value we can bring to you and what it's worth! (It's more than a cup of coffee) BUT it's fair and we always find a way to make it work for our clients (discounts on upfront payments, payment plans, bribes with free cats, etc...)
If your website is not meeting your expectations, it’s time to take action. Let’s work together to revamp your website and create a stunning online presence that will impress your audience and achieve your business goals. Why wait?
Let’s start your project today!
The guys that deliver digital solutions that work for you…
